Chris Hemsworth’s Latest Battle Is With His Toughest Adversary Yet: Himself.

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He’s taken on Thanos, Gorr and international crime lords, but Chris Hemsworth faces his toughest battle yet.

Chris Hemsworth is dying. He’s just blasted through Sunset Pines Retirement Village on a gurney, ambulance lights flashing. The defibrillator paddles fail; all that’s left is a long, flatlining beep. Then darkness. A death doula hovers over his head.

But more on that later, because he’s back from the Great Beyond to answer a gravely important question: What the hell is that new tattoo? It looks like he’s planning to cheat on an AP Geometry quiz at Pink Floyd University.

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